tips to survive the south
by Chelsea Catherine
We scan red dirt for fire ant colonies, spot snake skins, trace
gator trails in the water, watching for bubbles. We lap ice cream to
stay cool, sway on our grandmother’s rocking chair perched
under porch hangs. We spritz our faces with sunscreen and don
hats, wear high socks to ward off the ticks, blood lusting as the
cypresses which leech nutrients from the parched ground.
To be a grandchild in Louisiana is to learn how to escape death.
How to run from the heat, hide from it like we would a licking,
how to free ourselves from the moisture wet as a blanket on our
chests, heavy as the hiss of the heat bugs, the drone of the bullfrogs,
the discord in sound of hundreds of deadly creatures all around –
black bears, alligators, yellowjackets, vipers, diamondbacks.
Everything in Louisiana could kill us if we let it, most
especially the grandmother who sips sweet tea in front of a
bunny-eared television, surrounded by gold rimmed portraits,
expensive powder makeup on her neck. So sly and raging, she is,
fierce as the sun. We cower under her crimson lipstick and white
lace gloves, her harsh words, her thick spite, her clean whippings
which slick blood and sweat into the air away from her body,
leaving her unsoiled and prim as a pew on Sunday.
To be a grandchild in Louisiana is to learn how to escape death,
both indoors and outdoors. It is learning how to run from the
glare of an angry grandmother; how to steal from her ice cream stash
unnoticed, how to pluck pieces of antique jewelry from her vanity and
put them back in the exact same position, how to be quiet when spoken to,
how to hide when her thunder gets rolling.
This is the most dangerous natural threat, the grandmother who
wishes we were never born, who shushes us at her side as we
stare out the windows at everything there that could kill us, all of it so
similar to the woman who sits next to us, who is wild as the outdoors,
bursting and unpredictable in her silk shirts and intricate hair pins,
spitting rage and full of the deadliest venom nature has ever seen.
Chelsea Catherine began writing poetry at eight years old and eventually expanded into fiction and nonfiction. Their piece, Quiet with the Hurt, won the Mary C Mohr award for nonfiction through the Southern Indiana Review and their second book, Summer of the Cicadas, won the Quill Prose Award from Red Hen Press. They like bird watching, photography, and reading books about the art of living. Their dream is to become a cowboy one day. You can find them at chelseacatherinewriter.com
